A friend who is the CEO of a startup writes Lafo for views on UK travel arrangements.
CEO: What do you know of Stansted airport? I’m supposed to go out and in from there for my trip to France. It’s a cheap ticket on Ryan air.
Lafo: I’ll be happy when you are on the receiving end of a robust liquidity event and no longer have to be on this so called cheap program. It is painful to watch these undignified cost saving measures oppressing a man whose moral compass is an inspiration for the young and whose leadership accomplishments merit a statue in front of a Westchester County Bennigans. Watching you fly Ryan Air is like watching a saintly religious figure have to wipe his anus with sandpaper because his flock can afford none better. Not because it has religious value, just because the temple has no copper in its collection plate. The thought of it makes me weep.
