Three text messages sent to my 14 year old son with hopes his Spanish lessons last year would come in handy:
Note #1 sent 05:24AM EST: I am in Spain. How do you say in Spanish “Yes, you lowlife! There may be five of you but there is only one half of a testicle between you! Prepare for Shock and Awe!” If you can get it to me in the next thirty seconds cool. If not don’t worry about it. Dad
Note #2 sent 05:26AM EST: OK. New request. In Spanish, “Yes you pig lovers! Now there are only three and not a testicle to be found. Prepare for my Surge!” As before 30 seconds or disregard. Dad
Note #3 sent 05.28AM EST: Don’t worry about it! Situation all sorted! Dad
August 2, 2007 at 1:08 pm |
“Situation all sorted” – who talks like that? Oh, that’s right…the Brits do. It’s one thing to speak with an accent, it’s totally different to actually type with one. No wonder the Spaniards wanted a piece of that. Lucky for you they are all tiny. And you’ve got NINJA training. Cheers, mate.
August 2, 2007 at 4:05 pm |
Superb. But you were too generous to those effete sunken chest vermine. I am sure they they could not produce even an half testicle between them.