I am in the process of playing violent mind-altering video games with my son to enhance his competitive spirit. My belief is that good parenting is to soundly defeat children at every opportunity. Slaking their spiritual thirst with a good dose of defeat’s bitter juice will instill in them the hunger for the fruits of victory. Child Services may disagree, but we must hammer the shape of genius on the forge of this discipline.
August 16, 2007 at 12:37 am |
Hopefully you smoke his tiny little bags on a run from time to time to offset the fat deposits gained from his couch kickings.
August 19, 2007 at 3:16 pm |
A noble enterprise. But why confine your self to the virtual world of violent video games? Take it to the real world and wrestle.
August 21, 2007 at 10:23 pm |
Whoa!!! What kind of “bags” does the little guy have access to, and what’s in ‘em to smoke?!! Sounds like Bigun needs to lay off the hash, man. And why waste a good smokin’ bag while running? Chill out on hte couch and enjoy the buzz – makes the virtual ass whippin’ that much more surreal… or at least that’s what Cheech & Chong say.
August 22, 2007 at 4:08 pm |
Not only has Lafo once again brought to our minds subjects which have long been banished from our collective conscious but he has posed a valid question.
This is a simple matter of either/or…
Either you open a can of WhupAss(RT) and liberally coat thine own fruit thus forging a battle ready troop ready to stand against the tryants of this world! Or you imbed in a hopeful impressionable mind the anchor that competition is a non-competitive pass time and look forward to the day he wins first runner up in every event he enters.
The choice as they say is yours…