Comments on: Army Sex Education http://lafosite.wordpress.com/2007/09/02/army-sex-education/ A mixture of knavery and sport. Sat, 02 May 2009 16:07:25 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Queefus http://lafosite.wordpress.com/2007/09/02/army-sex-education/#comment-57 Queefus Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:46:31 +0000 http://lafosite.wordpress.com/2007/09/02/army-sex-education/#comment-57 But did FRM actually take away anything from the SH briefs? I mean weren't there any enjoyable exhibitions of how to properly frisk a female in a Burka (restrained and unrestrained)? I'll bet the by-the-numbers renditions were highly enjoyable...harkens back Roomate's highly perverted fantasies of padded and helmeted female cadets sitting on top of him (no mauling him) during a Close-Quarters-Combat gym class. But did FRM actually take away anything from the SH briefs? I mean weren’t there any enjoyable exhibitions of how to properly frisk a female in a Burka (restrained and unrestrained)? I’ll bet the by-the-numbers renditions were highly enjoyable…harkens back Roomate’s highly perverted fantasies of padded and helmeted female cadets sitting on top of him (no mauling him) during a Close-Quarters-Combat gym class.

]]> By: Judge http://lafosite.wordpress.com/2007/09/02/army-sex-education/#comment-56 Judge Mon, 03 Sep 2007 17:11:39 +0000 http://lafosite.wordpress.com/2007/09/02/army-sex-education/#comment-56 Initial response; I was going to rip into the apparatchiks who lay aside pro-active training evolutions in order to force feed the political correct thinking that consumes Washington. Then I caught myself, arm outstretched having leaped gazelle-like just before my homer exited the ballpark of reason. We pride ourselves on being the most capable participant in the modern theatre of total war. This is achieved not just by the overwhelming force we can unleash but also by the small ratio of casualties we ourselves incur. The true problem with potential amorous distractions wanted or not, is the loss of the focused mind. Suggestion; The same duty of care should be applied to ones friendly weapon as one imparts to those of Government Issue. Answer; A dedicated team of ball-lick-sticks experts brought in from the Bunny Ranch in Texas to oversee the safe discharge of said friendly weapons. Thus reducing incidents on base and lowering the associated stress levels. Initial response;
I was going to rip into the apparatchiks who lay aside pro-active training evolutions in order to force feed the political correct thinking that consumes Washington.

Then I caught myself, arm outstretched having leaped gazelle-like just before my homer exited the ballpark of reason.

We pride ourselves on being the most capable participant in the modern theatre of total war. This is achieved not just by the overwhelming force we can unleash but also by the small ratio of casualties we ourselves incur.

The true problem with potential amorous distractions wanted or not, is the loss of the focused mind.

Suggestion;
The same duty of care should be applied to ones friendly weapon as one imparts to those of Government Issue.

Answer;
A dedicated team of ball-lick-sticks experts brought in from the Bunny Ranch in Texas to oversee the safe discharge of said friendly weapons. Thus reducing incidents on base and lowering the associated stress levels.

]]> By: Bigun http://lafosite.wordpress.com/2007/09/02/army-sex-education/#comment-55 Bigun Sun, 02 Sep 2007 21:26:26 +0000 http://lafosite.wordpress.com/2007/09/02/army-sex-education/#comment-55 Three hours of sexual harrasment training is a gift from the heavens. It took me years to figure out the nuances of quality sexual harrassment, and now they teach it - go figure! Granted, sexual harrassment is more of an art form based on instinct and gut feeling - at lest former roomate was given the tools necessary to push the lines and succeed in the innuendo-flled world of hawt Ordinance LT's and young, ripe Sp4's... Most of us had to tip-toe into that minefield armed only with a good set of earplugs. Why, I actually feel sorry for those cute bastards, I do... Three hours of sexual harrasment training is a gift from the heavens. It took me years to figure out the nuances of quality sexual harrassment, and now they teach it – go figure! Granted, sexual harrassment is more of an art form based on instinct and gut feeling – at lest former roomate was given the tools necessary to push the lines and succeed in the innuendo-flled world of hawt Ordinance LT’s and young, ripe Sp4’s… Most of us had to tip-toe into that minefield armed only with a good set of earplugs. Why, I actually feel sorry for those cute bastards, I do…

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