From a friend:
Where is the blog? Haven’t seen an update in a while….
Lafo responds:
Oh, apologies for not stopping my life to crack a joke or two to lighten your day, Mr. Real Estate Man. Hey, haven’t seen any new buildings being built in your neighborhood. Why have you been slacking off? How does some of that sugar feel spread on your bagel? Mr. Let’s Use Peer Pressure to Elevate Our Friend’s Performance.
So now we WATCH each other to ensure we’re up to some concept of productivity levels? What kind of communist manifestation am I seeing here? You count my posts per week now and send me a reminder to pick up the pace now. Mr. Report My Buddies Low Productivity to Authorities.
Its an electronic version of the guards and prisoners experiment and you are standing there in mirrored sunglasses with a baton in your hand ready to beat me to a pulp when I don’t give you a giggle on command. I see Shawshank but I’m not seeing much redemption. Mr. Buy Me Jackboots For Christmas and Call Me Saddam Claus.
November 8, 2007 at 12:37 am
Our mutual barrister friend (aka The OIBA Wrecking Ball… King of Revenue Sting … Mr. Smash the Free Cash) has not satisfied me lately … out here in LaLa Land, — that accompanied with the impending doom of our paths potentially never crossing again (only on ridiculous social networking) … I grew angry and abrasive … I publicly apologize to you, and all that is good & righteous in the Kingdom!!!
Keep it real, always deal, never squeal — Yours in the Plumbing
November 10, 2007 at 2:59 pm
You have a responsibility to your readers - all three of us - that’s bigger than you. Embrace it. Unless you prefer some extra “company” in your next few hundred showers. We.know.people.